A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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