- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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