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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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