- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

knock knock!? . . No.

Manchester City

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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