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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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