- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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