- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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