In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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