Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Haha, I get it..

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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