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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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