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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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