whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A women left the kitchen.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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