- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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