Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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