Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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