How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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