A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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whats white jizz

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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