- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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