- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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