- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Where's the soap?

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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