- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

WILLYS

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

9/11

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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