why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Knock, Knock Come in

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