"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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the bible

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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