- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

You know whats annoying? Steve

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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