- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Racial Equality

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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