why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats 1+1? window!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Poop...

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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