What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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