If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Click here to end the world.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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