What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's up? Your time.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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