Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Your Mom

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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