- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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