How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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watch me nae nae

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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