- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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