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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Your're racist.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

you gay?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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