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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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