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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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