Well this is pointless.....

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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