- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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