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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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