- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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