- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Women's Rights

HEY!

12/23/2012

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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