- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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