- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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