How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

j.p. is dumb

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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