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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

whats 7+4? 74

Whats funny? Your face.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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