- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

It says so on your cap.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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