I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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