- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver