- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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