There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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you gay?

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A women left the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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