Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man walked into a bar owch

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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