- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

i had sex.

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