Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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