Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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