- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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