- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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