- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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