When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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WNBA

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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