- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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