- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

my penis

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

pobody's nerfect

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

knock knock who's there? faith

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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