- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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