- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is life? Paul.

what's white and sticky semen

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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