Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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WNBA

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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