- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president