What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

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