mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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