- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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