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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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