- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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